Cassandra the Clairvoyant Chicken

Peak "Told You So" Energy

$15.00

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Cassandra the Clairvoyant Chicken was supposed to be one chicken - a reimagined Chicken Little - a single bird with peak "told you so" energy. But Cassandra predicted more chickens. And, unfortunately, she was correct.

One became a few. A few became a flock. A flock became a whole herd of clairvoyant chickens, each with the same calm, poultry-based certainty that they absolutely knew what was coming next.

It's getting to be a bit much. 

They're fine with that.

This statuesque beauty stands 8-inches tall. Her distinctive striping is the talk of the chicken coop. Was born to be a model. Has perfected her strut.