Excessively Large Cassandra Chicken - Hand-Crocheted
Big chicken. Bigger "told you so".
$30.00
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This is the oversized, 11-inch-tall version of the Clairvoyant Chicken Situation -- a chicken so large, so certain, and so unavoidably correct that you cannot pretend you didn't hear the prophecy this time.
Where Cassandra Chicken offers a calm, palm sized "told you so," this chicken delivers it with a bullhorn. Perfect for anyone who enjoys their foresight in XL, their poultry smug, and industrial strength "told you so" energy with every feather.